Celestial Capitalist

Celestial Capitalist is a simulation game where the player simultaneously builds and ascends the corporate ladder from the bottom of the street to the self-built throne at the top of the cosmos. Beg your way from homelessness, run a lemonade stand, scam grandmas on the internet, start a cult, play union-buster tower defence, and generally just have a grand stupid time while the world slowly bends to your will.

Currently on FIRST BETA! Contains the slightly unpolished first stage, Rock Bottom, with basic progression, a bunch of minigames and... style!. You're homeless and you needa earn money to get out of it.  Also you can't save yet. And the volume is broken. WE'LL FIX IT ONE DAY.

Controls are all point and clicked + arrow keys for the Fake Injury minigame.

Windows only for the moment - will support more soon.  Unzip and run ccap1.0exe.

By idi0cy and RatseerOfRattesse

Made for Hack Club Stardance.